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1. When was the last time you swam in a pool? um 2 months ago
2. Do you like to party? i guess
3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do? laugh and run away
4. Are you a virgin? yes
5. What are your parents views on sex? ‘so have you had any actual sex yet’ ‘no mum’ ‘ok!’
6. If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years would you marry them? i dont know
7. Is your best friend dating anyone? no
8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing. it’s a poncho and you cant have it
9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you? YES
10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up? no oops
11. What is one feature that you don’t like? NOSE
12. Would people describe you as happy? YES
13. Are you single? yes
14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you’re single? nope
15. Do you have Tumblr? NO DUMBASS
16. What about Xanga? pardon
17. Have you ever babysat before? yes
18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate? yes
19. Ever shopped at Sephora? yes
20. If your current boyfriend/crush suddenly moved away what would you do? shrug
21. Do you have any university plans? yes paris uea 
22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do? not much
23. What are your views on sex? sweet
24. Do sexual questions bother you? no
25. Would you rather have sex with your boyfriend or break up? i dont have a boyfriend but the first one
26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding? no
27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff? if theyre joking then no
28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook? no
29. Would you ever date a friends Ex? NO
30. What’s the last book you read? jane eyre
31. Ready for 10 simple questions? k
32. What is your last name? law
33. What grade are you in? 12
34. What school do you go to? youre a paedophile
35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring? summer and autumn
36. Favorite Color? red? purple?
37. Are your parents together? yes
38. Any siblings? 1
39. Favorite subject? english
40. Least favorite subject? dont have one
41. Favorite song? HAHAH
42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy? not really
43. How many friends do you have on Facebook? 149
44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country? of course
45. Have you ever googled yourself? yes
46. Have a Formspring? yes
47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do? go and dress up creepy
48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park? the first one
49. Been to Disney world? no
50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches :(” do you know what they mean? yes.
51. Ever had a boyfriend? yes
52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know? yes
53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret? probably
54. Ever drank alcohol? yes
55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs? yes
56. Ever watched The Hills? no
57. What about Jersey Shore? no
58. Ever called someone a slut? yes oops
59. What do you think of short shorts? i like em
60. Does it bother you if people swear around you? no
61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject? yes
62. What about a B? yes
63. And a C? yes
64. How about a D? no
65. Ever plagiarised? no
66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle? not the first one
67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you? same
68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend? a little
69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69? NO HAHAHAHAHA
70. Ever watched Porn? oops
71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month? um at least 1 
72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock? yes
73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays? dont know
74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join? yes hehe
75. Ever performed in a talent show? no
76. Have you ever cried in public? yes
77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad? no
78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition? no
79. How many celebrity crushes have you had? many.
80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had? a few
81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive. gerard frank that guy from donnie darko and brokeback mountain daniel radcliffe james marsters
82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive. megan fox megan fox megan fox megan fox avril lavigne
83. Ever been compared to a celebrity? once or twice ew
84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook? yes
85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money? no oops
86. Ever used Opinionated? YES
87. Do you have a favorite store? yes
88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans? no
89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny? no
90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week? yes
91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school? like a week when i was ill
92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand? yes
93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture? no
94. Own a pair of converse? yes
95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites? yes
96. If yes, are you one of them? no
97. Do you text in class? sometimes
98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?no idea
99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree? no wtf 14
100. Do you want to lose weight? a little
101. Ever seen a therapist? kinda
102. Ever watched porn? you already asked me that
103. Ever purposely ignored a text? yes
104. A facebook message? yes
105. A poke? yes
106. A friend request? yes
107. Would you say you read into things too much? YES
108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid? both

109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?) yes

110. Ever been called a bully? no
111. Ever purposely hurt yourself? no
112. Ever gone to church? once or twice
113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups? no
114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased? not really but a little
115. What about your Mom? maybe
116. Let me guess… You have brown hair? no black
117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween? no
118. Do you still go Trick or Treating? yes
119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?yesyesyes 
120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus? yes
121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?yes
122. Ever had a credit card denied? yes
123. What’s the last movie you watched? the ghost rider
124. Last TV Show? heading out
125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do? shrug
126. Ever been called a whore? no
127. Ever sang the national anthem? yes
128. Ever made yourself throw up? no
129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your boyfriend? yes
130. Are you Cute or Gross? what kind of a question is that
131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!” no
132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like? maybe
133. Ever had the lead in a play? sort of
134. What about a solo in a concert? yes
135. What kind of a student are you? a studenty one
136. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a Letter? E
137. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a number? no idea
138. Ever had a crush on a teacher? YES
139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant? id be worried but happy
140. How late do you sleep in? 10
141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them? no
142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you? not sure
143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap? yes
144. Would you consider yourself a good student? yes
145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?” yes fuckoff
146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy? salty
147. Are you going into High School this year? wat
148. What about Junior High? wat
149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry? ‘youre gonna fail everything and you have a stupid-ass nose’
150. Where did you find this note? wat
151. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone? 2